is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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