Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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