He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
