I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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