My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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