there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
