She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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