Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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