But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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