he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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