Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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