i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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