He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
