THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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