Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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