This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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