On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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