I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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