Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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