I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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