Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This baby is an asshole
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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