Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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