I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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