We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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