Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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