is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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