Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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