You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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