You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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