thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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