For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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