It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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