It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i believe in u and ur pee
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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