I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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