I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
