Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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