Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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