But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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