dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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