We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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