So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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