my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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