i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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