I am full of burrito and curiosity
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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