so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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