In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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