and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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