I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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