So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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