I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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