Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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