if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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