I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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