i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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