I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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