So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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